Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ We decided it was night again, so we \
| camped for twenty minutes and drank |
| another six beers at a Young Life |
| campsite. O.C. got into the supervisory |
| adult's sleeping bag and ran around in |
| it. "This is the judgment day and I'm a |
| terrifying apparition," he screamed. |
| Then the heat made O.C. ralph in the |
| bag. -- The Utterly Monstrous, |
| Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and |
| Stiggs, |
| |
\ National Lampoon, October 1982 /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;