Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Scott's First Law: \
| |
| No matter what goes wrong, it will |
| probably look right. |
| |
| Scott's Second Law: |
| |
| When an error has been detected and |
| corrected, it will be found |
| |
| to have been wrong in the first place. |
| Corollary: |
| |
| After the correction has been found in |
| error, it will be |
| |
| impossible to fit the original quantity |
| back into the |
| |
\ equation. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;