Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Picking up the pieces of my sweet \
| shattered dream, I wonder how the old |
| folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, |
| and I'll be damned if I recall her |
| face, She left me not knowing what to |
| do. |
| |
| Carefree Highway, let me slip away on |
| you, Carefree Highway, you seen better |
| days, The morning after blues, from my |
| head down to my shoes, Carefree |
| Highway, let me slip away, slip away, |
| on you... |
| |
| Turning back the pages to the times I |
| love best, I wonder if she'll ever do |
| the same, Now the thing that I call |
| livin' is just bein' satisfied, With |
| knowing I got noone left to blame. |
| Carefree Highway, I got to see you, my |
| old flame... |
| |
| Searching through the fragments of my |
| dream shattered sleep, I wonder if the |
| years have closed her mind, I guess it |
| must be wanderlust or tryin' to get |
| free, From the good old faithful |
| feelin' we once knew. |
| |
\ -- Gordon Lightfoot, "Carefree Highway" /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;