Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Windows 3.1 Beer: The world's most \
| popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that |
| looks a lot like Mac Beer's. Requires |
| that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims |
| that it allows you to drink several DOS |
| Beers simultaneously, but in reality |
| you can only drink a few of them, very |
| slowly, especially slowly if you are |
| drinking the Windows Beer at the same |
| time. Sometimes, for apparently no |
| reason, a can of Windows Beer will |
\ explode when you open it. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;