Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I develop for Linux for a living, I \ | used to develop for DOS. Going from DOS | | to Linux is like trading a glider for | | an F117. (By entropy@world.std.com, | \ Lawrence Foard) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;