Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Frobnicate, v.: \ | | | To manipulate or adjust, to tweak. | | Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually | | abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the | | saying "to frob a frob." See TWEAK and | | TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE, and | | TWEAK sometimes connote points along a | | continuum. FROB connotes aimless | | manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross | | manipulation, often a coarse search for | | a proper setting; TWEAK connotes | | fine-tuning. If someone is turning a | | knob on an oscilloscope, then if he's | | carefully adjusting it he is probably | | tweaking it; if he is just turning it | | but looking at the screen he is | | probably twiddling it; but if he's just | | doing it because turning a knob is fun, | \ he's frobbing it. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;