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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Frobnicate, v.:                         \
|                                         |
| To manipulate or adjust, to tweak.      |
| Derived from FROBNITZ. Usually          |
| abbreviated to FROB. Thus one has the   |
| saying "to frob a frob." See TWEAK and  |
| TWIDDLE. Usage: FROB, TWIDDLE, and      |
| TWEAK sometimes connote points along a  |
| continuum. FROB connotes aimless        |
| manipulation; TWIDDLE connotes gross    |
| manipulation, often a coarse search for |
| a proper setting; TWEAK connotes        |
| fine-tuning. If someone is turning a    |
| knob on an oscilloscope, then if he's   |
| carefully adjusting it he is probably   |
| tweaking it; if he is just turning it   |
| but looking at the screen he is         |
| probably twiddling it; but if he's just |
| doing it because turning a knob is fun, |
\ he's frobbing it.                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;