Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I place economy among the first and \ | most important virtues, and public debt | | as the greatest of dangers to be | | feared. To preserve our independence, | | we must not let our rulers load us with | | perpetual debt. If we run into such | | debts, we must be taxed in our meat and | | drink, in our necessities and in our | | comforts, in our labor and in our | | amusements. If we can prevent the | | government from wasting the labor of | | the people, under the pretense of | | caring for them, they will be happy. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;