Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / If we see the light at the end of the \ | tunnel, it's the light of an oncoming | | train. | | | \ -- Robert Lowell / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;