Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Your only obligation in any lifetime is \ | to be true to yourself. Being true to | | anyone else or anything else is not | | only impossible, but the mark of a fake | | messiah. The simplest questions are the | | most profound. Where were you born? | | Where is your home? Where are you | | going? What are you doing? Think about | | these once in awhile and watch your | | answers change. | | | | -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for | \ the Advanced Soul / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;