Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / My calculator is my shepherd, I shall \ | not want It maketh me accurate to ten | | significant figures, | | | | and it leadeth me in scientific | | notation to 99 digits. It restoreth my | | square roots and guideth me along paths | | of floating | | | | decimal points for the sake of | | precision. Yea, tho I walk through the | | valley of surprise quizzes, | | | | I will fear no prof, for my calculator | | is there to hearten me. It prepareth a | | log table to comfort me, it prepareth | | an | | | | arc sin for me in the presence of my | | teachers. It annoints my homework with | | correct solutions, my interpolations | | are | | | | over. Surely, both precision and | | accuracy shall follow me all the days | | of my | | | | life, and I shall dwell in the house of | \ Texas instruments forever. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;