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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ My calculator is my shepherd, I shall   \
| not want It maketh me accurate to ten   |
| significant figures,                    |
|                                         |
| and it leadeth me in scientific         |
| notation to 99 digits. It restoreth my  |
| square roots and guideth me along paths |
| of floating                             |
|                                         |
| decimal points for the sake of          |
| precision. Yea, tho I walk through the  |
| valley of surprise quizzes,             |
|                                         |
| I will fear no prof, for my calculator  |
| is there to hearten me. It prepareth a  |
| log table to comfort me, it prepareth   |
| an                                      |
|                                         |
| arc sin for me in the presence of my    |
| teachers. It annoints my homework with  |
| correct solutions, my interpolations    |
| are                                     |
|                                         |
| over. Surely, both precision and        |
| accuracy shall follow me all the days   |
| of my                                   |
|                                         |
| life, and I shall dwell in the house of |
\ Texas instruments forever.              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;