Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / All programmers are optimists. Perhaps \ | this modern sorcery especially attracts | | those who believe in happy endings and | | fairy godmothers. Perhaps the hundreds | | of nitty frustrations drive away all | | but those who habitually focus on the | | end goal. Perhaps it is merely that | | computers are young, programmers are | | younger, and the young are always | | optimists. But however the selection | | process works, the result is | | indisputable: "This time it will surely | | run," or "I just found the last bug." | | | | -- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man | \ Month" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;