Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Performance: \ | | | A statement of the speed at which a | | computer system works. Or | | | | rather, might work under certain | | circumstances. Or was rumored | | | | to be working over in Jersey about a | \ month ago. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;