Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical \ | Writer..... | | | | Here's an easy game to play. Here's an | | easy thing to say: | | | | If a packet hits a pocket on a socket | | on a port, And the bus is interrupted | | as a very last resort, And the address | | of the memory makes your floppy disk | | abort, Then the socket packet pocket | | has an error to report! | | | | If your cursor finds a menu item | | followed by a dash, And the | | double-clicking icon puts your window | | in the trash, And your data is | | corrupted 'cause the index doesn't | | hash, then your situation's hopeless, | | and your system's gonna crash! | | | | You can't say this? What a shame, sir! | | We'll find you another game, sir. | | | | If the label on the cable on the table | | at your house, Says the network is | | connected to the button on your mouse, | | But your packets want to tunnel on | | another protocol, That's repeatedly | | rejected by the printer down the hall, | | And your screen is all distorted by the | | side effects of gauss, So your icons in | | the window are as wavy as a souse, Then | | you may as well reboot and go out with | | a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, | | the sucker's gonna hang! | | | | When the copy of your floppy's getting | | sloppy on the disk, And the microcode | | instructions cause unnecessary risc, | | Then you have to flash your memory and | | you'll want to ram your rom. Quickly | | turn off the computer and be sure to | | tell your mom! | | | | -- DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com | \ (DementDJ) [rec.humor.funny] / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;