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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical           \
| Writer.....                             |
|                                         |
| Here's an easy game to play. Here's an  |
| easy thing to say:                      |
|                                         |
| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket   |
| on a port, And the bus is interrupted   |
| as a very last resort, And the address  |
| of the memory makes your floppy disk    |
| abort, Then the socket packet pocket    |
| has an error to report!                 |
|                                         |
| If your cursor finds a menu item        |
| followed by a dash, And the             |
| double-clicking icon puts your window   |
| in the trash, And your data is          |
| corrupted 'cause the index doesn't      |
| hash, then your situation's hopeless,   |
| and your system's gonna crash!          |
|                                         |
| You can't say this? What a shame, sir!  |
| We'll find you another game, sir.       |
|                                         |
| If the label on the cable on the table  |
| at your house, Says the network is      |
| connected to the button on your mouse,  |
| But your packets want to tunnel on      |
| another protocol, That's repeatedly     |
| rejected by the printer down the hall,  |
| And your screen is all distorted by the |
| side effects of gauss, So your icons in |
| the window are as wavy as a souse, Then |
| you may as well reboot and go out with  |
| a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,   |
| the sucker's gonna hang!                |
|                                         |
| When the copy of your floppy's getting  |
| sloppy on the disk, And the microcode   |
| instructions cause unnecessary risc,    |
| Then you have to flash your memory and  |
| you'll want to ram your rom. Quickly    |
| turn off the computer and be sure to    |
| tell your mom!                          |
|                                         |
| -- DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com       |
\ (DementDJ) [rec.humor.funny]            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;