Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hmm... Which would do a better job at \ | driving physicists crazy? Travel faster | | than light, or a floating-point boolean | | value? | | | \ -- Michael Mol / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;