Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Information Center, n.: \ | | | A room staffed by professional computer | | people whose job it is to | | | | tell you why you cannot have the | \ information you require. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;