Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And this is a table ma'am. What in \ | essence it consists of is a horizontal | | rectilinear plane surface maintained by | | four vertical columnar supports, which | | we call legs. The tables in this | | laboratory, ma'am, are as advanced in | | design as one will find anywhere in the | | world. | | | \ -- Michael Frayn, "The Tin Men" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;