Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problem here (as someon else \ | stated) is that when multiple dists use | | the same package format it only gives a | | "false sense of compatibility". | | | \ -- Stephen Carpenter/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;