Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / New York... when civilization falls \ | apart, remember, we were way ahead of | | you. | | | \ -- David Letterman / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;