Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Unix is like a toll road on which you \ | have to stop every 50 feet to pay | | another nickel. But hey! You only feel | | 5 cents poorer each time. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <1992Aug13.192357.15731@netlabs.com> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;