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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A circus foreman was making the rounds \
| inspecting the big top when a scrawny   |
| little man entered the tent and walked  |
| up to him. "Are you the foreman around  |
| here?" he asked timidly. "I'd like to   |
| join your circus; I have what I think   |
| is a pretty good act."                  |
|                                         |
| The foreman nodded assent, whereupon    |
| the little man hurried over to the main |
| pole and rapidly climbed up to the very |
| tip-top of the big top. Drawing a deep  |
| breath, he hurled himself off into the  |
| air and began flapping his arms         |
| furiously. Amazingly, rather than       |
| plummeting to his death the little man  |
| began to fly all around the poles,      |
| lines, trapezes and other obstacles,    |
| performing astounding feats of          |
| aerobatics which ended in a long power  |
| dive from the top of the tent, pulling  |
| up into a gentle feet-first landing     |
| beside the foreman, who had been        |
| nonchalantly watching the whole time.   |
|                                         |
| "Well," puffed the little man. "What do |
| you think?"                             |
|                                         |
| "That's all you do?" answered the       |
\ foreman scornfully. "Bird imitations?"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;