Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest \ | since my divorce, maybe the nicest | | since the middle of my marriage. There | | was energy, softness, grace and | | laughter. I even took my socks off. In | | my circle, that means class. | | | | -- Andrew Bergman "The Big Kiss-off of | \ 1944" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;