Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rattling around the back of my head is \ | a disturbing image of something I saw | | at the airport ... Now I'm remembering, | | those giant piles of computer magazines | | right next to "People" and "Time" in | | the airport store. Does it bother | | anyone else that half the world is | | being told all of our hard-won secrets | | of computer technology? Remember how | | all the lawyers cried foul when "How to | | Avoid Probate" was published? Are they | | taking no-fault insurance lying down? | | No way! But at the current rate it | | won't be long before there are stacks | | of the "Transactions on Information | | Theory" at the A&P checkout counters. | | Who's going to be impressed with us | | electrical engineers then? Are we, as | | the saying goes, giving away the store? | | | \ -- Robert W. Lucky, IEEE President / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;