Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "I suppose you expect me to talk." \ | | | "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die." | | | \ -- Goldfinger / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;