Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Regarding astral projection, Woody \ | Allen once wrote, "This is not a bad | | way to travel, although there is | \ usually a half-hour wait for luggage." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;