Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Blackout, heatwave, .44 caliber \ | homicide, The bums drop dead and the | | dogs go mad in packs on the West Side, | | A young girl standing on a ledge, looks | | like another suicide, She wants to hit | | those bricks, | | | | 'cause the news at six got to stick to | | a deadline, While the millionaires hide | | in Beekman place, The bag ladies throw | | their bones in my face, I get attacked | | by a kid with stereo sound, I don't | | want to hear it but he won't turn it | | down... | | | \ -- Billy Joel, "Glass Houses" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;