Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: How does the Polish Constitution \ | differ from the American? A: Under the | | Polish Constitution citizens are | | guaranteed freedom of | | | | speech, but under the United States | | constitution they are | | | | guaranteed freedom after speech. | | | \ -- being told in Poland, 1987 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;