Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / And so it was, later, As the miller \ | told his tale, That her face, at first | | just ghostly, Turned a whiter shade of | | pale. | | | \ -- Procol Harum / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;