Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Encyclopedia Salesmen: \ | | | Invite them all in. Nip out the back | | door. Phone the police | | | | and tell them your house is being | | burgled. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;