Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The woman you buy -- and she is the \ | least expensive -- takes a great deal | | of money. The woman who gives herself | | takes all your time. | | | \ -- Balzac / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;