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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Ticking away the moments that make up a \
| dull day Fritter and waste the hours in |
| an offhand way Kicking around on a      |
| piece of ground in your hometown        |
| Waiting for someone or something to     |
| show you the way                        |
|                                         |
| Tired of lying in the sunshine And then |
| one day you find Staying home to watch  |
| the rain Ten years have got behind you  |
| You are young and life is long No one   |
| told you when to run And there is time  |
| to kill today You missed the starting   |
| gun                                     |
|                                         |
| And you run and you run to catch up     |
| with the sun but it's sinking And       |
| racing around to come up behind you     |
| again The sun is the same in a relative |
| way but you're older Shorter of breath  |
| and one day closer to death             |
|                                         |
| Every year is getting shorter Hanging   |
| on in quiet desperation                 |
|                                         |
| is the English way Never seem to find   |
| the time The time is gone, the song is  |
| over Plans that either come to nought   |
| Thought I'd something more to say... Or |
| half a page of scribbled lines          |
|                                         |
\ -- Pink Floyd, "Time"                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;