Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ticking away the moments that make up a \ | dull day Fritter and waste the hours in | | an offhand way Kicking around on a | | piece of ground in your hometown | | Waiting for someone or something to | | show you the way | | | | Tired of lying in the sunshine And then | | one day you find Staying home to watch | | the rain Ten years have got behind you | | You are young and life is long No one | | told you when to run And there is time | | to kill today You missed the starting | | gun | | | | And you run and you run to catch up | | with the sun but it's sinking And | | racing around to come up behind you | | again The sun is the same in a relative | | way but you're older Shorter of breath | | and one day closer to death | | | | Every year is getting shorter Hanging | | on in quiet desperation | | | | is the English way Never seem to find | | the time The time is gone, the song is | | over Plans that either come to nought | | Thought I'd something more to say... Or | | half a page of scribbled lines | | | \ -- Pink Floyd, "Time" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;