Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have travelled the length and breadth \ | of this country, and have talked with | | the best people in business | | administration. I can assure you on the | | highest authority that data processing | | is a fad and won't last out the year. | | | | -- Editor in charge of business books | | at Prentice-Hall | | | | publishers, responding to Karl V. | | Karlstrom (a junior | | | | editor who had recommended a manuscript | | on the new | | | \ science of data processing), c. 1957 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;