Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Kath: Can he be present at the birth of \ | his child? Ed: It's all any reasonable | | child can expect if the dad is present | | | | at the conception. | | | \ -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;