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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I'd been hearing all sorts of gloom and \
| doom predictions for Y2K, so I          |
|                                         |
| thought I'd heed some of the advice     |
| that the experts have been giving:      |
|                                         |
| Fill up the car's gas tank, stock up on |
| canned goods, fill up the bathtub       |
|                                         |
| with water, and so on.                  |
|                                         |
| I guess I wasn't fully awake when I     |
| completed my preparations late last     |
| night. This morning I found the kitchen |
| shelves soaked in gasoline, water in    |
| the car's gas tank, and my bathtub      |
| filled with baked beans.                |
|                                         |
| -- Dan Pearl in a message to            |
\ rec.humor.funny                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;