Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A public debt is a kind of anchor in \ | the storm; but if the anchor be too | | heavy for the vessel, she will be sunk | | by that very weight which was intended | | for her preservation. | | | \ -- Colton / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;