Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In a surprise raid last night, federal \ | agents ransacked a house in search of a | | rebel computer hacker. However, they | | were unable to complete the arrest | | because the warrant was made out in the | | name of Don Provan, while the only | | person in the house was named don | | provan. Proving, once again, that Unix | \ is superior to Tops10. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;