Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I wish there was a knob on the TV to \ | turn up the intelligence. There's a | | knob called "brightness", but it | | doesn't seem to work. | | | \ -- Gallagher / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;