Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The Harvard Law states: Under \ | controlled conditions of light, | | temperature, humidity, and nutrition, | | the organism will do as it damn well | | pleases. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710161841.LAA13208@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;