Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / How many retured bricklayers from \ | FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL | \ SHARPENERS right NOW?? / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;