Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I got my driver's license photo taken \ | out of focus on purpose. Now when I get | | pulled over the cop looks at it (moving | | it nearer and farther, trying to see it | | clearly)... and says, "Here, you can | | go." | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;