Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I do not care if half the league \ | strikes. Those who do will encounter | | quick retribution. All will be | | suspended, and I don't care if it | | wrecks the National League for five | | years. This is the United States of | | America and one citizen has as much | | right to play as another. | | | | -- Ford Frick, National League | | President, reacting to a | | | | threatened strike by some Cardinal | | players in 1947 if | | | | Jackie Robinson took the field against | | St. Louis. The | | | \ Cardinals backed down and played. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;