UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ TIRED of calculating components of      \
| vectors? Displacements along direction  |
| of force getting you down? Well, now    |
| there's help. Try amazing               |
| "Dot-Product", the fast, easy way many  |
| professionals have used for years and   |
| is now available to YOU through this    |
| special offer. Three out of five        |
| engineering consultants recommend       |
| "Dot-Product" for their clients who use |
| vector products. Mr. Gumbinowitz,       |
| mechanical engineer, in a hidden-camera |
| interview...                            |
|                                         |
| "Dot-Product really works! Calculating  |
| Z-axis force components has             |
|                                         |
| never been easier." Yes, you too can    |
| take advantage of the amazing           |
| properties of Dot-Product. Use it to    |
| calculate forces, velocities,           |
| displacements, and virtually any vector |
| components. How much would you pay for  |
| it? But wait, it also calculates the    |
| work done in Joules, Ergs, and, yes,    |
| even BTU's. Divide Dot-Product by the   |
| magnitude of the vectors and it becomes |
| an instant angle calculator! Now, how   |
| much would you pay? All this can be     |
| yours for the low, low price of         |
| $19.95!! But that's not all! If you     |
| order before midnight, you'll also get  |
| "Famous Numbers of Famous People" as a  |
| bonus gift, absolutely free! Yes,       |
| you'll get Avogadro's number, Planck's, |
| Euler's, Boltzmann's, and many, many,   |
| more!! Call 1-800-DOT-6000. Operators   |
| are standing by. That number again...   |
| 1-800-DOT-6000. Supplies are limited,   |
| so act now. This offer is not available |
| through stores and is void where        |
\ prohibited by law.                      /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;