Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Far out in the uncharted backwaters of \ | the unfashionable end of the Western | | Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small | | unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at | | a distance of roughly ninety-eight | | million miles is an utterly | | insignificant little blue-green planet | | whose ape-descended life forms are so | | amazingly primitive that they still | | think digital watches are a pretty neat | | idea ... | | | | -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's | \ Guide to the Galaxy" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;