Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "You and I as individuals can, by \ | borrowing, live beyond our means, but | | only for a limited period of time. Why | | should we think that collectively, as a | | nation, we are not bound by that same | | limitation?" | | | \ -- Ronald Reagan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;