Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "To your left is the marina where \ | several senior cabinet officials keep | | luxury yachts for weekend cruises on | | the Potomac. Some of these ships are up | | to 100 feet in length; the Presidential | | yacht is over 200 feet in length, and | | can remain submerged for up to 3 | | weeks." | | | \ -- Garrison Keillor / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;