Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The executioner is, I hear, very \ | expert, and my neck is very slender. | | | \ -- Anne Boleyn / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;