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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ A computer salesman visits a company    \
| president for the purpose of selling    |
| the president one of the latest talking |
| computers. Salesman: "This machine      |
| knows everything. I can ask it any      |
| question                                |
|                                         |
| and it'll give the correct answer.      |
| Computer, what is the                   |
|                                         |
| speed of light?" Computer: 186,282      |
| miles per second. Salesman: "Who was    |
| the first president of the United       |
| States?" Computer: George Washington.   |
| President: "I'm still not convinced.    |
| Let me ask a question.                  |
|                                         |
| Where is my father?" Computer: Your     |
| father is fishing in Georgia.           |
| President: "Hah!! The computer is       |
| wrong. My father died over twenty       |
|                                         |
| years ago!" Computer: Your mother's     |
| husband died 22 years ago. Your father  |
| just                                    |
|                                         |
\ landed a twelve pound bass.             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;