Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ginsberg's Theorem: \ | | | (1) You can't win. | | | | (2) You can't break even. | | | | (3) You can't even quit the game. | | | | Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's | | theorem: | | | | Every major philosophy that attempts to | | make life seem | | | | meaningful is based on the negation of | | one part of Ginsberg's | | | | Theorem. To wit: | | | | (1) Capitalism is based on the | | assumption that you can win. | | | | (2) Socialism is based on the | | assumption that you can break even. | | | | (3) Mysticism is based on the | \ assumption that you can quit the game. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;