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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Ginsberg's Theorem:                     \
|                                         |
| (1) You can't win.                      |
|                                         |
| (2) You can't break even.               |
|                                         |
| (3) You can't even quit the game.       |
|                                         |
| Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's      |
| theorem:                                |
|                                         |
| Every major philosophy that attempts to |
| make life seem                          |
|                                         |
| meaningful is based on the negation of  |
| one part of Ginsberg's                  |
|                                         |
| Theorem. To wit:                        |
|                                         |
| (1) Capitalism is based on the          |
| assumption that you can win.            |
|                                         |
| (2) Socialism is based on the           |
| assumption that you can break even.     |
|                                         |
| (3) Mysticism is based on the           |
\ assumption that you can quit the game.  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;