Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If researchers wrote nursery rhymes... \ | | | Little Miss Muffet sat on her gluteal | | region, Eating components of soured | | milk. On at least one occasion, | | | | along came an arachnid and sat down | | beside her, Or at least in her | | vicinity, And caused her to feel an | | overwhelming, but not paralyzing, fear, | | Which motivated the patient to leave | | the area rather quickly. | | | \ -- Ann Melugin Williams / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;