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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ High Priest: Armaments Chapter One,     \
| verses nine through twenty-seven: Bro.  |
| Maynard: And Saint Attila raised the    |
| Holy Hand Grenade up on high            |
|                                         |
| saying, "Oh Lord, Bless us this Holy    |
| Hand Grenade, and with it               |
|                                         |
| smash our enemies to tiny bits." And    |
| the Lord did grin, and the              |
|                                         |
| people did feast upon the lambs, and    |
| stoats, and orangutans, and             |
|                                         |
| breakfast cereals, and lima bean- High  |
| Priest: Skip a bit, brother. Bro.       |
| Maynard: And then the Lord spake,       |
| saying: "First, shalt thou take         |
|                                         |
| out the holy pin. Then shalt thou count |
| to three. No more, no less.             |
|                                         |
| *Three* shall be the number of the      |
| counting, and the number of the         |
|                                         |
| counting shall be three. *Four* shalt   |
| thou not count, and neither             |
|                                         |
| count thou two, excepting that thou     |
| then goest on to three. Five is         |
|                                         |
| RIGHT OUT. Once the number three, being |
| the third number be reached,            |
|                                         |
| then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade |
| towards thy foe, who, being             |
|                                         |
| naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.    |
| Amen. All: Amen.                        |
|                                         |
| -- Monty Python, "The Holy Hand         |
\ Grenade"                                /
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        \   ^__^
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;