Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? \ | Norm: The warranty on my liver. | | | | -- Cheers, Breaking In Is Hard to Do | | | | Sam: What can I do for you, Norm? Norm: | | Open up those beer taps and, oh, take | | the day off, Sam. | | | | -- Cheers, Veggie-Boyd | | | | Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? | | Norm: Another layer for the winter, | | Wood. | | | \ -- Cheers, It's a Wonderful Wife / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;