Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it \ | reminded me of an overdue CLEANING BILL | | ... Don't you SEE? O'Grogan SWALLOWED a | | VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION and HAD to | \ murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;