Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Beneath Abstraction \ | | | There is a mystery, Beneath | | abstraction, Silent, depthless, Alone, | | unchanging, Ubiquitous and liquid, The | | mother of nature. It has no name, but I | | call it "the Way"; It has no limit, but | | I call it "limitless". Being limitless, | | it flows away forever; Flowing away | | forever, it returns to my self: The Way | | is limitless, So nature is limitless, | | So the world is limitless, And so I am | | limitless. For I am abstracted from the | | world, The world from nature, Nature | | from the Way, And the Way from what is | | beneath abstraction. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;