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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ Beneath Abstraction                     \
|                                         |
| There is a mystery, Beneath             |
| abstraction, Silent, depthless, Alone,  |
| unchanging, Ubiquitous and liquid, The  |
| mother of nature. It has no name, but I |
| call it "the Way"; It has no limit, but |
| I call it "limitless". Being limitless, |
| it flows away forever; Flowing away     |
| forever, it returns to my self: The Way |
| is limitless, So nature is limitless,   |
| So the world is limitless, And so I am  |
| limitless. For I am abstracted from the |
| world, The world from nature, Nature    |
| from the Way, And the Way from what is  |
| beneath abstraction.                    |
|                                         |
\ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching"              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;