Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Reporter: "How did you like school when \ | you were growing up, Yogi?" Yogi Berra: | \ "Closed." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;