Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What the deuce is it to me? You say \ | that we go around the sun. If we went | | around the moon it would not make a | | pennyworth of difference to me or my | | work. | | | | -- Sherlock Holmes, "A Study in | \ Scarlet" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;