Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most people are unable to write because \ | they are unable to think, and they are | | unable to think because they | | congenitally lack the equipment to do | | so, just as they congenitally lack the | | equipment to fly over the moon. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;